why dogs hate their owners.....

Nuff said....

Burn Baby Burn

so all that money and fuss about a spray on tan and I go and burn!! I'm rather attractively peeling from my cleavage which can look very odd as I fish around for loose skin. Think I've totally grossed out Chris.... I may look like the saggy skinned lady in days to come. So I'm going to stay covered from head to toe and sit in a darkenned corner. It's very frustrating being so pale I, like many of my friends, will fight to the death for shade because instead of a lovely all over glowing tan I go red, blister and peel. That's not to mention Sunstroke which on an average summer I'll get once a week. Heigh Hoo.

Ok that's all I can manage in this heat

ta taa

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spray away..

So at the grand old age of 38 I have decided to keep very clear of sun rays and wear only factor 50. This, however, has hightlighted that my skin is almost see through and I'm looking ill. So I booked a session at a spray tanning place. Very weird as I stood (almost) naked in front of a complete stranger as she hosed me down. The strangest part was the conversation.... " just pop your arm up.. thats it so what do you do for a living?", " I work with young people cough.." "Sorry wasn't aiming for your mouth, now turn round with arms in the air and legs apart, do you enjoy our job? "yes", "No your supposed to keep your eyes closed, can you pop you left leg over your right shoulder and sing the national anthem? No? ok, thats it, lets carry on chatting whilst your drying off and (almost) naked like we've been introduced at a dinner party." "Super, do you like doing this I mean it's a strange way to earn a living hosing down (almost) naked people?" looks at me like no one has ever said this too her before.... "Ok, Put your clothes on that'll be a months wages and you'll need another session in a couple of weeks.... here's our high rate lone if you need it."

Have to say it was an interesting experience and it means I can go through the summer looking a little less albino whilst wearing my factor 50.

Problem being I start work at 3pm and all the young people get to watch me changing colour...

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eye eye

Silly evening round at Kev n Fees where Tim was entertaining us with round glowy type things. Just to say thanks Tim always amusing.

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London and the Blue Peter Pets

Ello darlin.....

Aren't they fab we went to the Natural History Museam on Wednesday I was very excited as I hadn't been before. Totally get why people (boys) are so mad about dinosaurs now fantastic. The bonus (you'll like this Adele) is that Blue Peter were there with their fabulous pets. The cat was the most laid back creature and totally beautiful and yes she new it! She did seem just a tad bored with the whole day. Bit like the cat from Babe.

Then there was the two gorgeous dogs again looking really bored wanted to take them off for a run .

We also popped to the Victoria and Albert then then abligatory stops at Covent Garden, Leiseter Square and Picadilly Circus. Totally wrecked my feet as I always do in London and I had to wear trainers for work on thursday!!!

Snogs

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Dylan

Hello campers,
Well the other night we wondered off to see the truely lovely Dylan Moran which Rach had fabulously booked. If you're unsure of who Dylan Moran is remember Black Books? It's the drunk book shop owner. He was fantastic the evening went way too quickly my face ached with laughing a real tonic. I got to sit next to the very funny Tim Peach so my evening was complete. Well the sun is shining and I'm at work *insert sad face* lots of teenagers coming in to watch videos in darkened rooms.... perish the thought that they might go to the beach!!!

ok that's it for now
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